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So let’s assume GM doesn’t get bailed out and they start to move to bankruptcy. This will likely further hammer holiday sales as there seems to be a direct feedback loop going on between the markets and the consumer. If you look back at the sales data for October vs. performance of the [...]

We spent the better half of today trying to get the next available flight to Greece because we have a sick obsession with visiting war zones..  Turns out the shit is going down in a big way.  The cops shot a 15 year old kid dead - so the kids go together and burned the motherfucker down. [...]

Uhh….

Crap paper kills crap paper:
Tribune files for bankruptcy

We Keep Saying - Avoid the Kids

December 8th, 2008

So it looks like Wikipedia has now been labled a distributor for child pornography.  This has essentially blocked a big chunk of users in Brittan from accessing Wikipedia.  We could go on and on about how the kiddie porn nonsense has a chilling effect on speech.  Or how the current hunt against kiddie porn is [...]

Have you ever noticed that adults really don’t like it when you make fun of children?  If you don’t believe me here’s an experiment.  Grab a banana.  Go to a park on a nice summers day.  Find a woman pushing a stroller, make sure that she is a white woman because you can’t let racial [...]

Kanye West - RIP

December 8th, 2008

We wish this was a link to the braggadocios rappers obituary, but that’s merely wishful thinking. While we wait for Kanye to finally make the “ultimate sacrifice” for his “art” we ask that you provide suggestions for his funeral celebrations.  We’re suggesting that he be remembered as the “Elvis of Hip Pop”…  Not [...]

We have no love for NASCAR. Cars drive around in circles for hours. How boring. For some reason it seems appropriate that FOX has chosen a gopher named “Digger” to represent this event. Here’s hoping that digger, much like NASCAR, dig themselves into a deep hole and we never see them [...]

New Zealand Is the Next Iceland

December 4th, 2008

So New Zealand has implemented yet another massive cut to their benchmark rate.  The New Zealand dollar is currently heading into a freefall.  I’ve included a five year graph below.  This is starting to look eirely like Iceland.  Anyone willing to give odd’s on a NZ Bankruptcy?  Would Australia bail them out?  What impact would [...]

Swarovski Crystals are really nothing more than leaded glass that has been cut into different shapes.  Even though they are made from excruciatingly common materials, they often command prices approaching the levels of low quality diamonds.  Can you imagine how fat their profit margins must be?  In light of this realization, we will be launching [...]

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