For those of you who’ve been spending your time wisely (watching your stocks tumble, watching porn, wait, that’s the same thing these days!), you probably haven’t noticed that Alec Baldwin thinks he’s qualified to opine on who the Secretary of State should be. This Hollywood ass monkey thinks that HRC [...]

NO FUCKING WAY!
Willacy County Grand Jury Indicts Vice President
More details from Chron:
McALLEN, Texas — A South Texas grand jury has indicted Vice President Dick Cheney and former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on charges related to the alleged abuse of prisoners in Willacy County’s federal detention centers.

I have fucking had enough of Sarah Palin. Bitch is the most irritating idiot American politics has had to endure since that moron G.W. Bush set up shop at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and began ruining the world. But what has Palin done this time, specifically, to piss me off? [...]

Ideologically I tend to be so far left wing that people think I’ve come out the other side a libertarian… I’ve really been torn in this election cycle as Obama more closely resembles my proto-fascist-communist-sodomist ideology, yet there is one fundamental thing I like about the idea of a John McCain presidency. [...]

This is by far the most amazing political ad ever developed. The crack smoking baby molesting liberals would tell you that this ad is signs of a desperate party, resorting to desperate tactics. The race baiting, seething at the mouth conservatives will tell you that yes - Al Franken is a crack smoking, [...]

While we are all heading toward financial Armageddon, might you be curious about what the most powerful lawyers in the country are up to? Well, some of the bastards are surely trying to make a buck directly from our financial woes - looking for ways to convince a gullible and helpless public that they can [...]

The bastard has done it again (oh, by bastard, I mean, G.W. Bush).  The executive, you know, that infantile scumbag who currently sits at the helm of our country in Washington, has decided it would be a good idea to put American forces under the control of Iraqi military personnel - without Congressional approval.  The Bush-Al Maliki [...]

In American politics the Vice President’s role is equivalent to a fluffer on a porno movie set. As a Vice President you sit around sucking dick all day, but never get a shot at any screen time. That is unless the big guy blows his wad prematurely and you end up pinch hitting. [...]

Just 4 short years ago the predominant stereotypes of black people in America we entirely negative. Apart from stereotypes around penis size, athletic ability, and entertainment skills there just wasn’t much going for the blacks as far as positive stereotypes go. 4 years later and we are on the brink of having the [...]

Have you smart-as-shit cosmopolitans read the editorial in the October 13, 2008 edition of The New Yorker? It’s the best anti-McCain smackdown I’ve ever freakin’ seen. The piece roasts the old retard for failing to have any understanding of economics or the tragic consequences of poorly prosecuted wars (see: Iraq). Nothing new there. But it [...]