I have fucking had enough of Sarah Palin. Bitch is the most irritating idiot American politics has had to endure since that moron G.W. Bush set up shop at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and began ruining the world. But what has Palin done this time, specifically, to piss me off? [...]

Ideologically I tend to be so far left wing that people think I’ve come out the other side a libertarian… I’ve really been torn in this election cycle as Obama more closely resembles my proto-fascist-communist-sodomist ideology, yet there is one fundamental thing I like about the idea of a John McCain presidency. [...]

Take a look at the intraday chart for the DOW today. In the last minute of trade volume went from 5M shares to 40M. It will be fun to find out which hedge fund shit the bed. I wish I had a joke, but this is just terrifying. It like the [...]

Listen up twats! I know it’s easy to get enraged about Fox News being slanted to the right, spewing thinly veiled racist hate speech, shitting on your chest while you sleep, and finishing off the tub of ice cream in the freezer. Yea, we get it. Fox News sucks. For you [...]

This is by far the most amazing political ad ever developed. The crack smoking baby molesting liberals would tell you that this ad is signs of a desperate party, resorting to desperate tactics. The race baiting, seething at the mouth conservatives will tell you that yes - Al Franken is a crack smoking, [...]

I’ve gotten a lot of complaints that it’s hard to get worked up about financial markets. They seem so foreign and distant that people have a hard time relating to them, kind of like the French. The fact is financial markets are just like people. They can be rich, they can be [...]

While we are all heading toward financial Armageddon, might you be curious about what the most powerful lawyers in the country are up to? Well, some of the bastards are surely trying to make a buck directly from our financial woes - looking for ways to convince a gullible and helpless public that they can [...]

Well - it was more like Black Thursday back in 1929. That’s right tomorrow is October 24, which is the 79th anniversary of the Crash that got us going. Black Thursday was quickly followed by Black Friday, Tuesday, etc.. Does that mean tomorrow will be a financial apocalypse? Probably not; history [...]

Yea yea, so the markets crashed and the only thing you could sell for a good price was blood plasma and crystal meth. Look at the bright side - actually there is no bright side. It is 1929 all over again. We’ll see a continuos march to the bottom - DOW 7500 [...]