We wish this was a link to the braggadocios rappers obituary, but that’s merely wishful thinking. While we wait for Kanye to finally make the “ultimate sacrifice” for his “art” we ask that you provide suggestions for his funeral celebrations.  We’re suggesting that he be remembered as the “Elvis of Hip Pop”…  Not because of any great advancement in the genre, but simply because he has done to French Electro-Clash what Elvis did to southern blues…  Package it up, make it bubble gum, and sell it to white suburban kids.

Eternally yours,

D la Rue