Have you ever noticed that adults really don’t like it when you make fun of children?  If you don’t believe me here’s an experiment.  Grab a banana.  Go to a park on a nice summers day.  Find a woman pushing a stroller, make sure that she is a white woman because you can’t let racial bias taint the results.  Go up to the woman and say “Such a pretty lady, have a banana for your monkey”.  When you’ve finished picking up your nuts off the floor go home and drop us a line.  We’d love to hear how that went.

When it comes to posting things online it is best to completely avoid children or anything that looks like children in any way shape or form.  Some poor Australian fool is learning a very tough lesson.  He’s been arrested for posting a video online that show a guy throwing a baby around.   Apparantly that  is illegal in Australia.  We really wish this bloke well, because we’re almost certain that raping “child molestors” in prison is a pretty universal thing.  Good luck, your asshole will need it.

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